Did a Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, create the universe? School administrators won’t speak of it. In this game, you must reach nonbelievers with your noodly appendage. Guide the FSM around the neighborhood and convert citizens into Pastafarians before time runs out. If you convert enough people, you’ll win your reward in heaven. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.
Instructions: Fly around the park by moving your mouse; click to release the noodly appendage and convert the new Pastafarians. Don’t try to convert the heathen school administrators; they get angry. Keep an eye on the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s shadow, as that can help you determine its position over people. Try to eat as many bonefish as possible because each one grants you more time as well as 1000 points.
Fat Ronaldo made Brazil’s soccer (football) team lose to France. Now, Brazil hates him, but they’ve given him one last chance to get the ball to the goal before Argentinian captain Crespo steals it. (Oh, and any resemblance to Cristiano Ronaldo is probably intentional.) Note: See below game for 
A bug-eyed blob of poo (aptly named Stinky Bean) wants to go the distance in the “fling the poop” contest. And it’s up to you to help him. See if you can beat my top score of 111,240 feet with a top speed of 478 mph. Note: See below game for 
Pootris, the potty game, combines Tetris with poop. Connect the pipes from the toilet to the sewer, or you could experience some seriously smelly overflow. 
Powerups occasionally float through the sewer and into your inventory, but you can’t use them until they’re all the way through the sewer. Note: See below game for