The Stickman Towers are burning, and stickmen are jumping from the windows. Oddly, they’re also throwing down their toilets. Use your bouncy-mat to catch them before they hit the ground. Oh, and feel free to save any stray toilets that fall as well. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Use your arrow […]
Funny Games: Themes to Amuse You
Okay, so you probably won't be ROTFLOL, but these games offer some humorous themes that should at least get you smiling on the inside.
Angel Falls: Catch the Falling Angels
Uh-oh, devils are poking holes in Heaven, and angels are falling through. But they’re dragging the devils along with them. Use your cloud pillow to rescue the falling angels while letting the devils splatter their guts all over the street. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Also, the START button is right underneath […]
Aim and Fire With George Dubya Bush
George Dubya Bush and his friends, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, and Tony Blair, have all gotten together for a little target practice… but they need your help to aim. See how well you can do with clay pigeons, turkeys, and Ted Kennedy’s empty liquor bottles. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Use […]
Death Walker: Razor Sharp High Wire
In Death Walker, you must become the world’s greatest stunt man. And what better way to start than by walking across a razor-sharp tight-wire? They become increasingly challenging, and if you fall, you die. And it’s not a pretty death. Seriously. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Use arrow keys to control […]
Crazy Nails: Blast the Rats
Your workshop has been overrun with rats. Hungry rats. That want to eat you! Since you’re a little on the chunky side and don’t move very fast, your only hope is to blast them with your trusty nail gun. (Good thing you loaded up on nails down at the hardware store.) If you feel inclined, […]
Adventure Elf: Rescue Santa’s Presents
Help Oliver, the head elf, rescue Santa’s presents from the penguins. Be sure to dodge the “yellow snow” and reindeer poop, because you might slip and fall. Also, because it’s really gross. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Use arrow keys to move; spacebar to jump. Guide Oliver through the town and […]
Spit Wad Duel
Your arch rival at school has challenged you to a spit wad duel. Time to slap your ball cap backward and blast him with some sloppy wet paper. Use the mouse to set the angle and power. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Use mouse to set angle and power. Click and […]
The Black Knight: Bash the Peasants
The king is relying on the Black Knight to get the taxes back from the greedy peasants. Black Knight has to bash them pretty hard to convince the peasants to pay their fair share. The harder Black Knight hits, the more taxes are collected. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Click to […]
Beetle Run: Roll That Dung Ball
Fred the dung beetle is trying to impress his girlfriend Lisa by rolling up a great big ball of poop (dung) and bringing it to his home (a hole in the ground). Help Fred get his dung ball home before Lisa decides to dump him. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Use […]
Animal Hunter: Duck’s Revenge
Once upon a time, all the other animals of the forest told the hunters it was Duck Season. Fortunately, our hero survived, and now it’s payback time! He’s armed with a high-power compound bow, and he’s out for revenge against the forest animals who tried to do him in! How long can you keep him […]
Flying Spaghetti Monster Game
Did a Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, create the universe? School administrators won’t speak of it. In this game, you must reach nonbelievers with your noodly appendage. Guide the FSM around the neighborhood and convert citizens into Pastafarians before time runs out. If you convert enough people, you’ll win your reward in heaven. Note: See […]
Fat Ronaldo’s World Cup Dash
Fat Ronaldo made Brazil’s soccer (football) team lose to France. Now, Brazil hates him, but they’ve given him one last chance to get the ball to the goal before Argentinian captain Crespo steals it. (Oh, and any resemblance to Cristiano Ronaldo is probably intentional.) Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Up arrow […]
Stinky Bean: Fling the Poop
A bug-eyed blob of poo (aptly named Stinky Bean) wants to go the distance in the “fling the poop” contest. And it’s up to you to help him. See if you can beat my top score of 111,240 feet with a top speed of 478 mph. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: […]
Pootris: The Tetris Toilet Game
Pootris, the potty game, combines Tetris with poop. Connect the pipes from the toilet to the sewer, or you could experience some seriously smelly overflow. Powerups occasionally float through the sewer and into your inventory, but you can’t use them until they’re all the way through the sewer. Note: See below game for instructions and […]
