The creatures on the sidewalk have decided to end their pitiful lives. Use your giant robot hand to smoosh them into goo. Your bosses have set a quota, though, so you have to squish a minimum number per level, and don’t let them escape. Occasionally, you’ll get some upgraded tools, but watch out for the […]
Funny Games: Themes to Amuse You
Okay, so you probably won't be ROTFLOL, but these games offer some humorous themes that should at least get you smiling on the inside.
Cat Vac: Vacuum Up the Cats
The castle is infested with cats! It’s up to you to get rid of them with your Cat Vac. Just bounce the kitties on your trampoline over to the vacuum hoses where they’ll be safely sucked up and sent outside. But be careful, because if you miss, Frisbee Dog (the royal hound) will eat them […]
Cat Bat: Bounce the Kitties
Cute cats have overrun the castle, and it’s up to you to get rid of them. Gently. With a bat. Bounce the cats over the wall carefully. If you bat more than one cat at a time, you get more points. But that gets tough. Also, if the cats fall from too high, they splat. […]
Bungee Rescue: Save Flood Victims
Use your helicopter to rescue people and animals from the rising flood waters. If you’re too slow they’ll drown. Oh, and we don’t have a harness. You have to use a bungee cord to drop down and pick them up. On top of that, the helicopter’s controls are a little twitchy, so you’ll have to […]
Van Trip: Kill Hippies & Preppies
Drive your beat-up van to the Glastonbury concert without crashing, and use your oil slicks to keep the hippies and preppies from getting there before you. Plus collect cash for each car you crash! Be careful, though, and don’t run your mates off the road (they’re the ones in the VW Beetles). Note: See below […]
Serf’s Up: Smack the Peasant
The Black Knight is relaxing with some long-distance peasant bashing. This game is a lot like Smack the Penguin, with a lot of extra bouncy bonuses thrown in. How far do you think you can bash the peasants? Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Click to drop the peasant; click again to […]
Save Me 2: Stickman City in Flames
Stickman City is on fire again, but this time things are really serious, with zoo animals are jumping from the buildings. Help the Stickman Rescue Team catch people, animals and televisions on their bouncy-mat. Catching furniture is optional, but you must save the people and non-hazardous zoo animals or you’ll lose a life. Note: See […]
Monkey Cliff Diving: Crunch Go the Monkeys!
Help the monkeys dive into the waves instead of splattering themselves on the rocky beach. The skinny monkey falls slowly, the fat monkey dives quickly, and the hat monkey gets blown around by the wind. You’ll need to keep an eye on the wind sock to help you time your jumps into the water. Also, […]
The Gunsmith: Jihadist Exterminator
Attention, Gunsmith: The jihadists have run out of children to hide behind, but they’re building a secret weapons factory. Your mission: Use your rifle, dynamite, and combat knife to exterminate them and destroy the factory. Some enemies are stupid and just stand around picking their noses; others attack with knives, guns, grenades, etc. Oh, and […]
Frisbee Dog: Avoid the Grenades
Frisbee Dog is happily riding his skateboard and shredding any balls and frisbees that get passed over his head. But now the kids have started passing grenades and razor-studded frisbees back and forth! And they’re deadly. Help Frisbee Dog shred the balls and frisbees, while avoiding the deadly grenades and razor disks. Note: See below […]
Smack the Penguin
It’s time for Yeti batting practice, and his friend the penguin has volunteered. Smack the penguin high in the air, and he’ll end up with his head in the snow. Hit him a little lower, and he’ll bounce along the snow for greater distance. My personal record so far is 588.8 feet — Can you […]
Fly Guy: Corporate Drone Daydream
Ever been at work, looking out the window, dreaming of what it might be like if you could fly? This guy has. In fact, his flights of fancy go a little above and beyond. Help him explore his imaginary world. You don’t score aren’t any points here — this one’s just for fun. Note: See […]
Critter Cannon: Projectile Pets
Pets have become jealous of people being human cannonballs and want their turn. Use the Critter Cannon to launch a fat cat, a chubby puppy and a skinny squirrel to see who can go the distance. But be warned… there are both good and bad obstacles in the path. Some will help the pets gain […]
Ewe-niverse: Angry Farting Sheep in Space
You’re an angry blue sheep, you’re stuck in space, there’s an angry red sheep who wants to kill you, and you can only move by farting. Luckily, you can also burp bombs at your enemy — but be aware, they can blow up in your face. Sometimes, you can find some powerups that help a […]
Angel Run: Dodge the Devils
All the devils want to catch your angel and burn her up. Help her dodge them and avoid their evil clutches. Fortunately, at the end of each level, you have the chance to grab some angelic ice cubes to cool down. But watch out, because more devils show up as you advance through the levels. […]
