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A Thick Blend of Free Online Games and Fun Stuff

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Bubble Struggle 3: Rebubbled Again

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Bubble Struggle 3: Rebubbled AgainThe long-awaited sequel to Bubble Struggle 2: Rebubbled is finally here! You’re still a devil with odd clothing, shooting down all sorts of bubbles before they can touch you. The bubbles often drop nice powerups like shields or extra firepower. And be careful when popping the bubbles, because they’ll split into smaller bubbles until you finally get rid of them. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.

Instructions: Use your arrow keys to move around the screen. Press the spacebar to fire your weapon. You can sometimes shoot other things besides the bubbles to get extra points. Be sure to watch your timer; time can run out really fast!

If you’re looking for more fun, check out the Slingshot Thong Bikini game, or Bra Inspector: Guess the Cup Size.

Be the Missile: WMD Training

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Be the Missile: WMD TrainingIt takes a lot of training to become a cruise missile. For example, most cruise missiles have to take classes in theoretical physics, astronomy, aeronautics, and accounting before they can graduate to become the lethal weapons we see on TV. But the most important part of their training is in avoiding obstacles at high speeds. And that’s where you come in. Help the missiles fly through the tunnels and avoid the rotating barriers. You’ll get five chances to fly all the way through all 9 levels. (I’ve made it all the way through, so that proves it can be done.) Note: See below game for instructions and tips.

Instructions: Move the mouse to guide your missile. You may find it actually becomes easier, the faster your missile goes through the obstacle course. Don’t get freaked out by the three-hole barriers. Just anticipate where the openings will be, and you can make it through.

Bullet Time: Dodge the Bullet

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Bullet Time: Dodge the BulletAre you faster than a speeding bullet? Prove it… with this reaction time trainer. Just wait until the gun is fired, and click your mouse as fast as possible. It starts out fairly simple… you have a whole second in which to dodge the bullet. Then the guy with the gun gets closer and closer — until you have just a tiny sliver of a fraction of a second. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.

Instructions: Click your mouse button as soon as possible after the gun is fired, but be warned that early clicks penalize you 2,000 points. My personal best “bullet time” is .154 — can you beat it? As is mentioned in the introduction to the game, please don’t try this in real life. Otherwise, you won’t be doing anything in real life ever again!

Squares 2: Don’t Touch Red Squares

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Squares 2: Don't Touch the Red SquaresIn the Squares 2 game, use your mouse to guide the black square around the screen, eating up other black squares & black circle powerups along the way (red circles give you penalties). The game ends if you ever let a red square touch you. Try to beat my best score of 15,544! Note: See below game for instructions and tips.

Instructions: Use your mouse to move the black square around the board, and be sure not to touch any red squares. Try to grab the black circles as they move past, too, as they’ll turn your square smaller, slow down all the squares, or give you extra points. The red circles do pretty much the opposite — so try to avoid those when you can.

Flying Spaghetti Monster Game

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Flying Spaghetti MonsterDid a Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, create the universe? School administrators won’t speak of it. In this game, you must reach nonbelievers with your noodly appendage. Guide the FSM around the neighborhood and convert citizens into Pastafarians before time runs out. If you convert enough people, you’ll win your reward in heaven. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.

Instructions: Fly around the park by moving your mouse; click to release the noodly appendage and convert the new Pastafarians. Don’t try to convert the heathen school administrators; they get angry. Keep an eye on the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s shadow, as that can help you determine its position over people. Try to eat as many bonefish as possible because each one grants you more time as well as 1000 points.