You’re a hot chick out to get yourself a man, even if it means killing all the geeks that get in your way.
Climb up the tower of love and get what you’re looking for!
Arrow keys or WASD to move. Mouse to aim and shoot.
Assault
Super B: The Superhero Box
Box City has been overrun with villains. It’s up to you, Super B, to blast them out of existence with your hand cannons, lasers, missiles and whatnot. You can upgrade your weapons at the end of each level. So, kill those bad guys, rescue hostages, blow up tanks and have an all around great time flying around. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.
Instructions: Use your arrow keys to steer, and your mouse to aim and fire. Good luck!
Alien Clones: Robot Bugs
You’ve landed your exploration crawler on the alien planet, and you’re ready to look around… but all of a sudden, you’re attacked by robot bug clones! And they’re hungry for your battery power! Fortunately, some earlier visitor has left a supply of spare batteries and missile ammunition lying around on the planet surface, so you’ve at least got a fighting chance. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.
Instructions: Use the mouse to aim and shoot, spacebar to toggle weapons, and try to keep your batteries powered up. Your lasers are unlimited; however, you have to restock on missiles whenever you can. Try to save the missiles for the stronger bugs (and don’t try to use them on the rotating power sucker — you’ll only end up wasting them).
Alien Paroxysm: Giant Spider Attack!
You’ve been sent to an alien planet to find out why the outpost has stopped sending data. Unfortunately, your ship crashed upon entry, and you’re the only survivor. Now, you realize something is very wrong. It probably has something to do with the giant spiders that have killed everyone — and are also after you! Fortunately, you’ve got a gun and plenty of ammo. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.
Instructions: Use ASDW keys to move; spacebar to switch weapons; mouse to aim and fire. The mission log will keep you up to date on what tasks you need to do in order to move to the next levels. Light-colored areas on the edges of the playing field indicate doorways to the next levels. Oh, and be advised that the giant alien spiders don’t have to get too close to you to hurt you — so stay as far away from them as possible.
Crazy Nails: Blast the Rats
Your workshop has been overrun with rats. Hungry rats. That want to eat you! Since you’re a little on the chunky side and don’t move very fast, your only hope is to blast them with your trusty nail gun. (Good thing you loaded up on nails down at the hardware store.) If you feel inclined, you can also hone your skills by shooting an apple off a kid’s head. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.
Instructions: Use mouse to aim and shoot. Just hold the button down for auto-fire. For fun, you can shoot out the lightbulb and nail the spider to the wall if you want. The rats get faster as you get into the higher levels, and they also start getting tougher and smarter — some of them even wear body armor. After a while, they even grow wings! Eventually, they’re going to eat your face, but maybe you can take a lot of them down before you go. Oh, and see if you can beat my high score of 31,310. Also, please don’t tell PETA about this. It would make them sad.