In one of his first emails, Strongbad gets a love note from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf… or fhqwhgads for short. Sadly, fhqwhgads’ love is unrequited, as Strongbad just can’t take the time to pronounce her(?) name — choosing instead to paint a really cool picture of a guy with a big knife. (You know, maybe he could sell that to some POWs or somebody’s dad…)