In one of his first emails, Strongbad gets a love note from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf… or fhqwhgads for short. Sadly, fhqwhgads’ love is unrequited, as Strongbad just can’t take the time to pronounce her(?) name — choosing instead to paint a really cool picture of a guy with a big knife. (You know, maybe he could sell that to some POWs or somebody’s dad…)
Archives for May 2012
Strongbad Email: Trogdor the Burninator!
Strongbad shows the world his “skills of an artist,” and by using an “S” and a “more different ‘S'” he inadvertently creates one of the Internet’s most lasting memes: Trogdor, the Burninator! See below the video for lyrics to the Trogdor theme song (“…and the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiight!”).
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still Trogdor!
Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
In their thatched-roof cottages!
And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIiiight!
Toy Massacre: Kill the Toys, Rescue Your Blocks
Woodsy the psychotic toy has built a lovely block castle. Unfortunately, the other toys in the room want to destroy his creation. Your objective is to stop the other toys from stealing blocks by chopping them into little pieces. If a block is taken, chase down the offending toy, kill it and then drag the block back to your castle.
Controls: Left and right arrow keys to move. A and S keys for high and low cuts.
Tank 2010: Destroy the Rebel Forces
The battle of the tanks is on again. In the last encounter the rebel forces were defeated, but some escaped. They have now regrouped and it is up to you to clear the planet of this vermin. Your game will save automatically when each level ends.
Controls: WASD to move. Mouse to aim and shoot. Space to fire secondary weapon.
All controls can be configured.
Mental Hospital: The Journey – City Escape
You’ve just escaped from a mental hospital with two of your buddies, but you got separated from them and are lost in the city. You really want to get to your home in the country, but mental workers and police are looking for you. Your objective is to get out of the city without being caught. You’ll need to click on everything and figure out the puzzles. Remember – timing your clicks is very important in some instances. Hint – when you see Spider Man – click on him or an area you want him to take you BEFORE he passes by you.
Controls: Mouse point and click.