In one of his first emails, Strongbad gets a love note from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf… or fhqwhgads for short. Sadly, fhqwhgads’ love is unrequited, as Strongbad just can’t take the time to pronounce her(?) name — choosing instead to paint a really cool picture of a guy with a big knife. (You know, maybe he could sell […]
Archives for May 2012
Strongbad Email: Trogdor the Burninator!
Strongbad shows the world his “skills of an artist,” and by using an “S” and a “more different ‘S’” he inadvertently creates one of the Internet’s most lasting memes: Trogdor, the Burninator! See below the video for lyrics to the Trogdor theme song (“…and the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiight!”). Trogdor Lyrics: Trogdor! Trogdor! Trogdor […]
Toy Massacre: Kill the Toys, Rescue Your Blocks
Woodsy the psychotic toy has built a lovely block castle. Unfortunately, the other toys in the room want to destroy his creation. Your objective is to stop the other toys from stealing blocks by chopping them into little pieces. If a block is taken, chase down the offending toy, kill it and then drag the […]
Tank 2010: Destroy the Rebel Forces
The battle of the tanks is on again. In the last encounter the rebel forces were defeated, but some escaped. They have now regrouped and it is up to you to clear the planet of this vermin. Your game will save automatically when each level ends. Controls: WASD to move. Mouse to aim and shoot. […]
Mental Hospital: The Journey – City Escape
You’ve just escaped from a mental hospital with two of your buddies, but you got separated from them and are lost in the city. You really want to get to your home in the country, but mental workers and police are looking for you. Your objective is to get out of the city without being […]
The Junkyard: Stack and Crush the Cars
Work as a crane operator and move trashed cars, trucks and buses to the compactor. The trick is stacking the cars so that they don’t fall over! During each level you are given a weight quota of vehicles to stack and a limited time to do it in. Aim carefully with the crane and try […]
Word Mountain: Speed Typing Game
Journey across the land climbing the highest mountains in the world. In this universe, you climb by typing words. The faster you type, the faster you climb. Watch out for the evil computer climber, he’s always trying to climb faster than you! Use power ups to help you on your journey and try not to […]
Youda Safari: Wildlife Game Park Manager
You are in charge of the safari parks all over the world. Guide tourists past crazy monkeys, rebellious rhinos and hilarious hippos, mind the lions in the way and look for many more wicked wildlife animals in this lovely game park game! Choose the best photo moments, find these special rare and shy animals and […]
X-Striker: Police Force Strategy Game
Your city is being overrun with gangsters in this real-time strategy game. Mobilize your police force resources to stop the bad guys before all hell breaks loose! Controls: Mouse
Sprintster: Dodge the Flying Food
You’ve just been sucked into another dimension. A dimension of flying food! And all you have to do is dodge it as it comes hurtling at you while you run for your life. Oh, and one other thing: A weird gravitational effect in this dimension causes you to run faster and faster, thus making the […]
Word Freak: Timed Word Search Game
Find all the words in the word list before your time runs out. The number of words you must find increases by one for every level. You’re awarded a little extra time for each word you find, but if time runs out, then the board changes completely. Hint: Click the Menu button at the beginning […]
Van TT Racing Game
Van racing at its best. Controls: Arrow keys to move around. Space bar to jump. M to toggle music.
Youda Survivor: Defeat Pirates, Save the Island
Fight off pirates and survive the harsh island. Win over the hearts of the native tribe by proving that you are the one person that can save them from the cunning pirates. Obtain mystical tribal items with magical powers; learn rituals which you can use to control the weather and use special machines to advance […]
