Attention, Gunsmith: The jihadists have run out of children to hide behind, but they’re building a secret weapons factory. Your mission: Use your rifle, dynamite, and combat knife to exterminate them and destroy the factory. Some enemies are stupid and just stand around picking their noses; others attack with knives, guns, grenades, etc. Oh, and try not to step in the poop! Note: See below game for instructions and tips.
Instructions: Use arrow keys to move; A=shoot, S=jump, D=dynamite. Be sure to collect extra ammo and health bonuses along the way. Just as in real life, getting shot only takes away a little of your health at a time, while stepping on a landmine takes it away all at once. And you only get one life. Luckily, you do get to start on the same level if you do happen to die. Did I say “if”? I meant “when.”