Use your guns to stop the evil killer clowns who have taken over the city streets. (Turns out they’ve got rat DNA in their systems. Go figure.) Fortunately, they carry hamburgers, iPods and other stuff to boost your health after they hack you to pieces. So get out there and take a stand for coulrophobia sufferers everywhere. Note: See below game for instructions and tips.
Instructions: Your clown killer character is controlled by the keyboard (how’s that for alliteration?). W-A-S-D keys move around; J-K-L keys fire the guns. K fires guns in the direction you’re facing. J dives left and fires two shots at once. L dives right and fires two shots at once. You may find that diving while shooting gives you an advantage because you’re more likely to pick up health bonuses.