Uh-oh, devils are poking holes in Heaven, and angels are falling through. But they’re dragging the devils along with them. Use your cloud pillow to rescue the falling angels while letting the devils splatter their guts all over the street. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Also, the START button is right underneath […]
Archives for November 2011
Angel Bothorius: Return to Heaven
Angel Bothorius fell through a cloud and lost his wings. You must help him recover them so that he can return to Heaven — and be sure to collect enough cloud coins so that Bothorius can pay the fine for losing his angel wings in the first place. Note: See below game for instructions and […]
Ammo Ambush: Enemy Assault
Islamic jihadists have located your sniper hideout and are advancing on your position. There’s nowhere for you to run, so the only thing left for you to do is to take out as many of them as you can before they get you. There are too many of them to use your sniper rifle, so […]
Ammo Chase: Shoot the Robbers
The bank robbers are getting away, and they’re armed with landmines! Fortunately, they’re stupid and stuck on a freeway loop. And luckily, there’s no other traffic, so you’re free to blast away at them with your machine gun. See if you can beat my high score of 150! Note: See below game for instructions and […]
Alpha Attack: Touch-Typing Challenge
Scientists have discovered that our own alphabet is the result of an alien plot to take over the world! “Letter bombs” have been falling all over the globe, devouring cities along the way. Super typists have been sought to protect our planet. Sadly, your own city’s greatest typist has come down with a case of […]
Ally the Alien: Space Jumping Game
Help Ally the Alien find his lost friend. Jump from platform to platform, collecting crystals along the way. If you miss a jump, Ally loses a life point. But you can help him gain a life point back by collecting five crystals. Watch out for the falling meteors, too! Note: See below game for instructions […]
Allied Assault: Space Fighter
The imperial overlords are trying to take over your planet. Fortunately, you’ve been able to steal their prototype assault fighter. But it’s just you against the entire imperial fleet! Guide your little ship through wave after wave of enemy fighters and ground cannons to fight the boss at the end of each level. Note: See […]
Alien Clones: Robot Bugs
You’ve landed your exploration crawler on the alien planet, and you’re ready to look around… but all of a sudden, you’re attacked by robot bug clones! And they’re hungry for your battery power! Fortunately, some earlier visitor has left a supply of spare batteries and missile ammunition lying around on the planet surface, so you’ve […]
Alien Attack: Evacuate the Planet
You’re the gunner for your planetary base, and you’ve come under attack! It’s your job to destroy the aliens while you protect the ships escaping from the planet. Before they go after the ships, though, they’re coming after YOU! Defend your base as long as you can. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. […]
Alien Terminator: Kill Mutant Spiders
Giant radioactive mutant spiders are attacking the planet. It’s up to you and your nuclear missiles to save the world. Score as many direct hits as possible so you don’t run out of missiles. Keep in mind that the spiders get smarter and tougher to hit. Good luck, Missile Commander… the future of all mankind […]
Alien Paroxysm: Giant Spider Attack!
You’ve been sent to an alien planet to find out why the outpost has stopped sending data. Unfortunately, your ship crashed upon entry, and you’re the only survivor. Now, you realize something is very wrong. It probably has something to do with the giant spiders that have killed everyone — and are also after you! […]
All Rabbits Must Die: Kill the Bunnies!
Stupid rabbits! Always messing up your picnic! Well, it’s time they learned a little lesson. A permanent lesson! Help Jack show those lousy rodents who’s boss by killing all the rabbits in the field. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Just click Jack once to activate him, then set your power and […]
Alien Probe Attack: Bash Monsters
You were minding your own business collecting human specimens on Earth, when all of a sudden another group of aliens abducted you! Now you’ve got to fight your way through their ship, and your only weapon is your alien (ahem) probe. Bash and slash all the monsters and fight your way to freedom. Then you […]
Airwolf: X-Wing Tournament
Fly your X-wing fighter against other skilled pilots in the X-wing Arena of Death! Each ship is equipped with shields and lasers, but you’ve got a secret weapon — the phantom turbo! May the Force be with you! Note: DO NOT PRESS “GO” — Instead, press the “Play Game” button at the bottom of the […]
Aim and Fire With George Dubya Bush
George Dubya Bush and his friends, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, and Tony Blair, have all gotten together for a little target practice… but they need your help to aim. See how well you can do with clay pigeons, turkeys, and Ted Kennedy’s empty liquor bottles. Note: See below game for instructions and tips. Instructions: Use […]
