Fat Ronaldo’s World Cup Dash

Fat Ronaldo made Brazil’s soccer (football) team lose to France. Now, Brazil hates him, but they’ve given him one last chance to get the ball to the goal before Argentinian captain Crespo steals it. (Oh, and any resemblance to Cristiano Ronaldo is probably intentional.) Note: See below game for instructions and tips.

Instructions: Up arrow to jump, down arrow to duck. Fat Ronaldo will be tempted by junk food along the way, and if he pauses for a snack, it’ll slow him down and people will hate him even more. Fortunately, there are golden sneakers available to help him speed up a little. Be sure not to jump over the ball, or Crespo will win.