If you’re more interested in the rack on Blitzen than the presents in Santa’s sleigh… you just might be a white trash redneck.
Note: See below the video for lyrics to the White Trash Christmas song.
The White Trash Christmas cartoon video is an annual favorite. Special thanks go to Bob Rivers and the gang at Twisted Tunes for putting it together.
Lyrics:
I’m dreamin’ of a White Trash Christmas.
We’ll decorate the mobile home.
There’ll be cousins kissin’
And green teeth missin’
And you’ll hear grandpa peein’ in the snow.
I’m dreamin’ of a White Trash Christmas.
No Christmas card from my ex-wife.
(spoken) I did get a subpoena, though.
Our family tree is leanin’ to the right,
And we’ll all be playin’ poker, Christmas night.
(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica.
[harmonica solo]
(spoken) Let’s pick out a few presents now.
We’re gonna celebrate another White Trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Miller Lite.
And when our hound dog is howlin’ through the night,
He says may all your Christmases be white.
(spoken) Oh, uh, pay no attention to that ‘All Trespassers Will Be Shot’ sign. That don’t apply to you, Santa. Nice rack on Blitzen, though.
